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Tuesday, January 29th - Snow Bunny Winter White Party @ Moxie
Thursday, January 31st - Chance & Real Reality TV Show Casting Party @ The Intersection

Tuesday, February 5th - Moxie Gras: Fat Tuesday
Friday, February 8th - Jono Benefit @ Margarita Grill
Wednesday, February 13th - Pink @ The Curragh - Holland
Thursday, February 14th - XXX @ Moxie
Saturday, February 16th - 6th Annual Naughty Lingerie Party @ The Intersection
Wednesday, February 20th - Wall 2 Wall @ Margarita Grill
Saturday, February 23rd - Bmills Birthday Bash @ Moxie
Wednesday, February 27th - Wall 2 Wall @ Margarita Grill

Wednesday, March 5th- Wall 2 Wall @ Margarita Grill
Friday, March 7th - Bad Boy Bill @ The Intersection
Tuesday, March 11th - Destination Moxico @ Moxie
Wednesday, March 12th - Almost Famous@ Monte's
Thursday, March 13th - Butler & Broyles @ Moxie
Friday, March 14th - Amy Baker's Going Away Party
Monday, March 17th - St. Patty's Day Irish Intox @ Moxie
Tuesday, March 18th - Saint Panties Day @ Moxie
Wednesday, March 19th - Wall 2 Wall @ Margarita Grill
Tuesday, March 25th - $200 Sexy Bunny Contest @ Moxie
Wednesday, March 26th- Wall 2 Wall @ Margarita Grill
Thursday, March 27th - Rain 2 @ Crush

Tuesday, April 1st - April Foolish @ Moxie
Wednesday, April 2nd - Margarita Grill
Sunday, April 6th - Spoon @ Emerald Theater - Detroit
Tuesday, April 8th - Chicago
Wednesday, April 9th - Chicago
Wednesday, April 9th - Margarita Grill
Thursday, April 10th - DJ Irene @ Moxie
Wednesday, April 16th - Margarita Grill
Friday, April 18th - Magic Stick - Detroit
Saturday, April 19th - A night off! - Detroit
Sunday, April 20th - Michael Buble Pre-Party @ Moxie
Wednesday, April 23rd - Margarita Grill
Thursday, April 24th - Aqua w/ Mixin Marc & alex Peace @ Moxie
Wednesday, April 30th - Champagne Tasting Dinner @ Louis Benton

Thursday, May 1st - Red @ Moxie
Sunday, May 4th - I love Moxie Sundays @ Moxie
Monday, May 5th - Tequilla Tasting Dinner @ Louis Benton
Wednesday, May 7th - Wall to Wall @ Margarita Grill
Thursday, May 8th - Starkiller's 2 Moxie
Sunday, May 11th - Mother's Day Brunch @ Louis Benton
Sunday, May 11th - I love Moxie Sundays @ Moxie
Thursday, May 15th - Paintball 3 @ Crush Nightclub
Friday, May 16th - Blue Ave Fashion Show @ Louis Benton
Sunday, May 18th - I love Moxie Sundays @ Moxie
Wednesday, May 14th - Kenny Chesney Afterparty @ Moxie
Thursday, May 15th - Kenny Chesney Afterparty @ Moxie
Sunday, May 25th - I love Moxie Sundays @ Moxie
Sunday, May 25th - JEI Black n White Affair @ The Intersection

Tuesday, June 2nd - $200 Naughty Schoolgirl Contest @ Moxie
Thursday, June 5th - GEISHA



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Polaroids

Portraits of girls

Kisses on the cheeks

What would twoey do?

The best pics and stuff ever!




"Elena Efanova dropped her fucking phone into toilet. Better call me soon before my phone dies in the poop agony."

"Does JC photography stand for jesus christ photography, because i really can't compete with that."

"When I am at a drive through and they say to me "Have a nice day." I yell "Don't tell me what to do!" and then drive away really fast."

"Life is not only about sex! C'mon now!'
'I know it's not. it's about drugs too!"

"So enough about me about me,
now you talk more about me."

"'Two Eagles, why does it take you so long to post your pics?' 'Because I'm a prick.'"

"This guy says 'ONE THING YOU'LL NOTICE ABOUT MY WORK
I NEVER TAG ANY OF MY PHOTOS NOR AM I EVER IN ANY SHOT.' So I said... 'haha. that shit is hilarious. one thing you will notice about me, you will never see me working at steak n shake.'"

"Why don't you put yourself out of my misery?"

"The other night I used my bi-sexual prowess to eat half of this gay guy's food."

"Don't call me a donut!"

"Two Eagles you made me feel like a whore."

"'What are your intentions with me?'
'I intend to have sex with you."

"My friend told me to watch out for you because he says that you have a fetish for Asian girls."

"You are the Dharma my friend, I am but your disciple." - db1

"[Two Eagles] Yeah, well... you didn't really invent collages, posing with pretty girls, or business cards, either..." - Al Gore

"When Two Eagles Marcus has sex with a man. It is not because he is gay. It is because he has run out of women."

"'That photographer guy Two Eagles is here, I want to do him.'
'Ewww... no you don't he is dirty.'
'No I do. I'm going to f*** him.'"

"The next time i see you i will translate your attractiveness into the form of lewd sexual conduct."

"Sometimes people ask me if I am going to put their head on a naked body. I am like, 'If anything it would make you look better.'"

"That's so sad -- think of all the sober children in Ethiopia."

"W.T. FUCK."

"Eat a bowl of shit. With pee sauce."

"If you have any problems with me - I'll launch a motherf***ing russian missile into your f***ing ass"

"Yeah, you asked for your money...
and then you pissed on the wall."

"Yeah, I know who you are. Stay away from me. I don't want to talk to you."

"Dood, I had to distance myself from you professionally."

"Did you and Twoey date this summer?"

"Her bigs are boober than mine."

"Cigarettes killed my dad. And raped my mom."

"Doings drugs is never a laughing matter. Unless you are doing drugs with a clown."

"Two Eagles Marcus is a fag, that is why so many girls are always around him."

"So are you Two Eagles trophy of the week?"

"Twoey! Why are you telling everyone I let you f*** me in the a**!"

"You let your girlfriend watch Playboy TV with Two Eagles Marcus?"

"Are you naked in my bed?"

"Last thing I saw was you leaving with Two Eagles... WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!"

"Is that him? It looks like him? I don't know."

"Are you pregnant with Two Eagles baby or what?"


My new baby "Bella Grace".

"Charlotte Ray a.ka. Klitten".

"Baby Klitty" RIP.







Zach Galifianakis' Second Absolut Vodka Ad featuring Tim & Eric

A DRAMATIC READING OF THE MOST HILARIOUS BREAK UP LETTER EVER!
Make sure you have your speakers on because that is the hilarious part.

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