01/28/07
We made ribs last night and Elena came over (Eena is Russian and I love her accent and I also love making fun of her and trying to type to her in in Russian! Like... Ya hochu horosho govorit po russki!) and then Scoddy called and asked me if I minded if he brought over a half gallon of Captain Morgan. I said that I minded but since he is a friend, I would let him bring it over anyway. We went to Monte's and somehow Scoddy managed to bail on us, even though I rode with him. Monte's was a good time. I got molested and propositioned as usual. Brace told me that he is moving in two weeks, that is sh*t! Joshua bought 20 blue bombs. I drank two of them and my stomach almost burst. Spike, Eleana, Liz and I went to this afterparty with a keg and really good food. When I walked in I saw this guy that I met a few years ago at Bar Davani, he was an interesting guy he had told me that he had worked for Cybernet at one point and then quit because he had found out what was going on or something like that. Later at the party I go up to him and I say "Hey I met you a few years ago at Bar Davani." and he turns to me with this look and says... "Yeah, I know who you are. Stay away from me I don't want to talk to you." and then he storms away. I am standing there, like... what the fuck was that all about! Anyway, I don't know what his problem was but it ticked me off. I should have taken his picture and then ran away so I could draw a fake mustache and beard, and a silly hat on his photo and post it on my website to prove to him who the boss really is! It certainly ain't Tony Danza muthaf*cka! hahaha...



This is my tribute to all the international babes I know! Elena, Ldijna, Nada, Jasmina and Alyssa!

01/16/07
I posted more pics from NYE 2007 BASH that I forgot about AND one of the funniest and simultaneously disgusting movies I have come across, it is like a trainwreck you just cannot look away, it is also kinda like how your girlfriend hates it when I fart on her, but she still laughs anyway. It involves a chubby man in sportcoat and ponytail which I am assuming is on the streets of Los Angeles who drinks a bottle of liquid which unbeknownest to him contains a regurgatation agent. It doesn't take long before the man starts spewing liters of liquid love all over the sidewalk! My favorite part is when he says, "Wait a minute... I am starting to feel something... oh jesus!"

Yo yo foo! - 01/25/07
I bet you are excited that I am writing to you! I know you are saying to yourself, could it be? Is Two Eagles actually going to start writing again? Hmmm... I very well could be! But only if you will tolerate my horrible grammer and saying every sentence with extreme enthusiasm by ending every sentence with an exclamation point! Before I go any further, I have to let you know of a few super sweet events coming up in February! Number one! Bad Boy Bill at The Intersection, February 10th and Number 2! "fat2'sday" the Mardi Gra's party at Margarita Grill. Hmmm... fat2'sday... that sounds an awful lot like... "fat twoey's day". (I wondering if they are secretly mocking me?) I also have a deal worked out with one of the best local steakhouse's which I am going to break the news about shortly, but that is all I am going to say about it now, so I might as well not have said anything about it.

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This weekend I came down with some f*cked up respiratory crap so I have been out of commision since Saturday. I have been working on some new ideas on ways I can make my site sweeter than it already is. I know you are probably saying to yourself "Two Eagles you couldn't possibly make your site any sweeter than it already is." Well, I am going to. So there. Since my disabling respiratory situation I have been trying to figure out other ways to entertain you seeing that I don't have any new photos to show you. So I dug up this movie of me as a child getting down MJ style to some medieval techno tracks! Enjoy!