Regarding SATURDAY the 8th of October 2005
So I wake up early as hell and call ugly julie and she tells me that they are going down to Polaski Days to have some Polish food, which I thought sounded like fun, so I make some calls and before I know it we have 10 people going down to some hall on Jackson street, I have never been to Polaski days before but it was f*cking sweet! I was downing perogie's, golumbki's and kapusta like a seasoned polish ummm... polish. haha... ok that sucked... but you have to admit, any menu that includes Rolaids as desert has to be something worth shoveling into your mouth. So we skipped around to a couple halls blah blah blah... and then Grave's all of sudden started to become really funny, he was in rare form... at one point I almost pissed my fricken pants. When he told me to "hold his glass" which was a can of beer I fricken lost it, and then he told me that he said... "here hold my blatz" it didn't seem so funny, so i kept say... "here hold my glass" later that night we hit up Level, The Intersection for DJ Skribble and then an Afterparty. Good times were had by all... (dorky finish but I gotta get the hell outta here.)

Matt Grave's Classic Material...
After a lenghty discussion some guy named McGregor, Matt says... "i think i am going to change my name to matt mcgraver" I frickn lost it, I thought I was going to die of laughter.

"son, you've turned 8 today" Polish boys are introduced to the great Polaski days at age of 8 where they are allowed to guzzle liters of beer and have relations with loose women. (I am only kidding, as far as I know anyway, there were tons of kids running around though. hmmm...)

"sausage and cabbage" The name of Matt's favorite Polish song. It is also what people tell theirs kids to teach them about sex, it is kinda like the "birds and the bee's" story

"i need to drop a perogie" My one and only "'one-liner', Beth spewed something and couldn't focus enough to get the car door open after I said it. I am quite proud of myself.

Regarding Friday, October 7th 2005
Ummmmm.... haad lots of fun at The Black Rose, had lots of fun at Monte's, ummm... Monte's had lots of fun. Fin.

Regarding Thursday - 10/06/05
Thursday was f'ing great! Wonderful! I drank 6 Rasberry Stoli tonics at Monte's in 30 minutes and then we went to Drink Ultra Lounge where we really got diirty... Spike took a ridiculous amount of pictures of everyone... good times, good times! I was pretty ef'ed. I left the dirty 30 with Spike and went home... they took some pretty funny pictures of him pooping in a bucket at Two Choppers, I can't believe he sampled the poopy waters...

...So he didn't really sample the poopy waters but I know you laugh at the word combo... "poopy waters", I know I did and I made it up. Oh yeah, he didn't really poop in a bucket, he just pretended to. I am sure you guys wonder why I always lie to you, but they are not really lies they are simply funny stories. Sometimes I like to trick you guys and tell you the truth, like if i were to say... "I have a small penis", you would be like... "You don't really have a small penis, no one would say that they had a small penis" and then you would make yourself believe that it was big just because you don't think anyone would say their penis was small. hahaha... I'm so funny.

Regarding Tuesday - 10/04/05
Tuesday plenty of good times... Teck Money remembered my name from last year which I thought was pretty sweet. The girls were hot as F in their sexy ass lingerie... I was hot as F, but that was because it was hot and I was wearing a jacket. he he... ummm... I had amazing time though... I don't know why I always say that, but I guess it is because I always do! Wooooooooooooooo!!!