Todays Notes - 08/31/05
Okay, so I totally suck because I didn't get an invite to the Maxim Party Saturday night, but... I had a sweet nizzite as usual, went to J-Deezie's going away party for a model show she is going to be on that is being shot in Costa Rica and then Sarah and I rolled out to the Intersection for DJ Funk... after Funk we went to this afterparty at some Polish Hall on he Westside where mass violence proceeded to break out! It was surreal, anyway, we went to another afterparty somewhere else which was cool... oh yeah, so at the afterparty this dood told me that he went to the Maxim Party and it was decorated sweet with cool attractions, but that it was a sausage party, so then I wasn't mad that I went anymore, but I still suck because if anyone had an invite I should have! Apparently I don't have the status I thought I had... haha... So Sunday, Sarah and I went to Grand Haven to do some beach shots, where we met up with my buddy Dirk who has a couple of sea doo's that he was been bringing out every weekend, anyway, I haven't ridden a ski in like 10 years, and when I did I had a stand up model which is quite a difference, but anyway, i rode the sh*t out of one of the sea doo's until Fez ran out of gas and I had to tow him in, anyway, after I got into shore I thought I was going to have a friggen heart attack because I am not exactly what you would call "active" or "healthy", fortunately I made it back alive because that would have sucked to die on the beach. After my near death experience I went home to get ready to go to Crush with Sarah and Glamber, we went to Glamber's took some sweeet pics and then split to Crush around 11:30pm I guess, I don't know, I was pretty wizzasted, we had an awesome time, I saw Ryan from Monte's, it was his birthday, so I bought him a shot... I also saw April Beezie who had fallen off of the face of the Earth like 5 months ago, anyway, she apparently has been out of town, but will be back to GR soon... I was being an idiot and on the way back to Corey's I thought I would be annoying and stare at Corey the whole way as he drove, and I did, and it was obnoxious and creepy, but I did it anyway, because I sometimes I do stupid things just to do them, because doing stupid things is kind of funny and I like funny things. So Monday evening through Tuesday evening I have been pretty much recovering from the sea doo "experience", pretty f'd up, I also have felt like my eyeballs were going to explode all day, that has been very sucky.

Todays Notes - 08/27/05
Last night was hot. Went out with Kaci and Katie, took a picture with Jennifer Walcott ummmm... and a bunch of other stuff.... tonite is the Maxim Party, I didn't score an invite, but me buddy is giving me his, but it is in his name, we will see what happens!

Todays Notes - 08/26/05
What up nerds... haha... I am only kidding, it just sounds so funny to me when I say it in my head. Damn, i just said I hear voices in my head. I must be really f*cking my brain up. So,,, tonite is another BIG NIGHT in Grand Rapids partying... I have some hottie friends coming from Detroit and we are going to be out f*cking the city up bitches! hahaha... 2 spots that I am definitely hitting up are the Margarita Grill to meet Jennifer Walcott Playboy Playmate August 2001 and Monte's for the Maxim Models Casting Call Party we are also hitting up Crush and Stockbridge somewhere along the way... oh yeah, last night was f*cking ridiculous! I was at Tequilla Willy's for the Hawaiian Tropics contest where there was a bevy of babes strutting there stuff for everyone, the hilarious part of the "TW" experience was when Demi and Glamber climbed on the hood of my pimpin' '96 Ford Taurus and I was taking their pictures and some doods walk up and they are like "Damn... I need to get a Ford Taurus!" hahaha OMFG that was funny sh*t... after that Timmy and I ran over to Monte's and got f*ckin bannanas! I can't remember anything in particular that happened, but it was the standard Two Eagles brand of debauchery.

Todays Notes - 08/25/05
Last night was a f*cking outrageous! Tonite is going to be extra sick too... I am off to Tequilla Willy's (near 4mile and alpine) for the Hawaiian Tropics contest.

Todays Notes - 08/24/05
It took me forever to put all of these pics up from last week, believe me, it is no easy task posting these babies, i have to sort them, edit them color correct them, etc, etc... but that is why pictures are the best, i take pride in it. I have so many funny stories from the weekend, hopefully i can remember everything and get it down on paper before I forget it, oh well, there are always the pictures.

Luckiy for me Demi likes dorks.

Todays Notes - 08/22/05
Wow! Right now it is 4:26am... i am drunk as f*ck my keyboard is f*cked up.... i am tired as f*ck and i went out 5 times since monday night, i have a sh*tload of stories and pictures to keep everyone busy and happy all week... whoooooo..... i will get stuff up ths afternoon...

Todays Notes - 08/17/05
So Monday wasn't the best day ever for me so Yvonne suggested to my buddy Mykill that it would be a good idea to bring a 1/2 gallon of rum over at 4pm in the afternoon. Well, by 6:30pm it was MyKill, Yvonne, Sharbaby, Scotty, Kendra and I, having a boxer party running around my apartment complex like maniacs. hahaha... oh man, we had also murdered the 1/2 gallon and picked up a fifth which was gone by 7:30pm fortunately Scotty had brought a fifth of Crown Royal to keep us lubricated. MyKill's pants ended up taking a 5 story free fall off of my balcony. Time seemed to fly by, the next thing I know Yvonne is running out whimpering and shortly after that we are on our way to Billy's Lounge. MyKill and i played pool while sipping on Old Styles while he kicked my ass at pool. J-Sin showed my camera his f*cked up wolverine cyberborg penis, he has more metal in his d*ck than my camera does. After a couple games we slid over to Mulligan's, by this time it was only like 11pm and I was fizzucked up. I barely knew what was going on. haha oh man... I don't know what time we left, I think it was only like 12am but it felt like it was 4am. Other people I hung out with... Carson, Amy, Emilee & Steve ummmm... and that is it!

Oh yeah, I had this nightmare last night where I robbed a f*cking' bank! I thought that sh*t was real. I got away but then I was sh*tting my pants, but then it turned out it was only a dream. Whew!

Todays Notes - 08/14/05
Last night was sweet. Ummm... took a pic with Camille Anderson. Got really f*cking ripped for free. Had a girl tell me she wasn't wearing any panties and then proceed to have her way with me. Lost everyone that came with me. Bit into a chilli dog that contained a hotdog that was encased in a condom. Paid for sexual favors. Went to an afterparty. Watched Dirk spray Kendra's feet with vomit. Went home. Watched some movie. Got punched in the nose. Touched things. Woke up to find all of my beer gone and embarrasing pictures on my camera of me sleeping.

Todays Notes - 08/13/05
Friday night was absolutely sensational! Shar, Julie and I started out at 48 West where we proceeded to guzzle mass amounts of delicious martini's and consume a Crab Boule appetizer. After that we cruised over to the Margarita Grill to say hello to Playboy Playmate Lauren Anderson, she f*ckin' loves me and I have proof! haha... Anyway, it was a goodtime hanging out with everyone over at the grill. After that we went over to The BOB where I ran into a sh*tload of people I knew and didn't know, but wanted to know, so I met them. It was a blast, I couldn't find Julie and Shar most of the time and finally when I did it was time to go to Monte's. Monte's was all good tons of people, it was a frenzy. After Mont's pizza frenzy over at Bridge St. Pizza which is the muthaf*ckin' shizz! So... tonite is going to be bannanas at Drink Ultra Lounge and tomorrow night I am shooting with Brooklyn so get ready for some more hotness!

ALSO: I opened the message board back up, so you can bitch at me, or post your own club pics, don't get bannanas because I am the master of my domain biatchs!
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Todays Notes - 08/11/05
So it took me a week to get Thursday, Friday and Saturday's pics up and there are only like 4 pics from Saturday. I wasn't feelin' it Saturday night. But, I took sweet pics of Laci on Sunday so i was happy.

ALSO: I opened the message board back up, so you can bitch at me, or post your own club pics, don't get bannanas because I am the master of my domain biatchs!
--------------------> MORE PHOTOS IN THE ARCHIVES.

Todays Notes - 08/08/05 - 5:30pm
It kills me how some people are so shortsided. We, I am too. i am probably the biggest offender when it comes to that catagory. If there is something sweet going on in this city I am going to know about it, and you will find it on my website. If you think this town sucks as far as nightlife goes, but you are caught up doing the exact same sh*t every night then you have issues. Lots of crap happened in the past 8 days since I have updated my website and you are going to see some HUGE changes with what is going on with me. At this point I do not know if it will be for the better or for the worse. August 27th will make it my websites 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. Yay. Go me. I was going to have some sort of huge bash, but I didn't set anything up because I am pretty much an idiot. Well, I took some sweet pictures of Laci this past Sunday which I am very happy with and I also took a picture with Lisa Wells of Vixens Playboy Special Edition which I am mostly happy with. I will get to the full range of this past 8 days later on. If you are not signed up for my mailing list yet, make sure you do it. You won't want to miss out on what's coming up.

Click image to see photos of Laci.

ALSO: I opened the message board back up, so you can bitch at me, or post your own club pics, don't get bannanas because I am the master of my domain biatchs!
--------------------> MORE PHOTOS IN THE ARCHIVES.