Todays Notes - 07/31/05
DJ M*thafuckin' Funk at the Intersection Saturday, it was off the hook. Everyone in the world was there. If you weren't there, you missed my sweet new shirt. But don't worry, here is a picture right here. Sometimes I can be pretty f*ckin' arrogant. haha... shut up. Saturday started off good, but then it turned into a f*cking nightmare. (I will fill you in later when I have more time.) I have been in a lot of f*cked up situations lately, nothing like it in the past 2 years. It becomes more apparent to me every week that I am seriously outgrowing this city. Enjoy it while you can bitches.

Todays Notes - 07/30/05
Friday I picked up Buffy way the F out in B.F.E. Went to Waterworks. Went to Monte's. Where I was molested by 20 girls (I can't help it that I'm a cocksman! ha ha). Ate pizza at Bridgestreet pizza. Took tons of embarrasing pictures of Buffy wolfing down cake and some hilarious pictures of "Marshmellow" giving "Judie" a Roman helmet. Went home and watched Dave Chapelle fell asleep. Got up, went to I-Hop with Melrose, Chrissy and Buffy. Everyone was looking absolutely gloriously hungover. Was privy to lots of juicy secrets. haha... oh man.

Oh yeah, Thursday night my buddy says to Julie... "Okay, how did you go from Melissa, to Melrose to Julie." I look at him and say... "Dood. It's a different fucking girl! Are you trying to say that all asians look the same?" And then we all laughed our arses off. Happy Birthday Jose!

Also, I got my "Love me, hate me... either way I'm on your mind." quote from Buffy's myspace page. I had to give her credit because I don't want to her to run her mouth on Monday. haha

One more thing, you can leave me fucked up messages and post your own pics, etc at the following links on myspace, if you don't know what myspace is, check it out, it is better than internet porn, you will totally become addicted!

myspace.com/twoeaglesmarcus

&... myspace.com/TWOEY XIV

Todays Notes - 07/29/05
Last night at Monte's was f*cking awesome! I was feelin' the m*uthafuckin' love as well as other things! Oh Twoey behave. Shut up f*cka! I'm Two Eagles Marcus! Hold my drink bitch! Enjoy yourselves, it's a celebration! haha... oh my god, Two Eagles is so disrepectful to women. He is a womanizer. He is fat. He is an asshole. He is a vibrator. He is a sausage. He is a chode. He is everything you want to be you sissy! hahaha... I am delirious. So anyway, I closed one book of drama last night and another one opened up. I was so confused. K, C and I took some dood home at like 1am last night. We were doing like 1,000 down us131, it was pretty fucking sweet. There was mad construction and if we would have been pulled over, we would have been buttf*cked. Then we went to BLISS at Crush. That is where it went down. It isn't understood that even though I have some crazy pictures, it is all in fun. But just because I take a picture of something doesn't mean I had anything to do with it. It just means I was there to capture the spontanaiety of it. Not that I don't encourage crazy behaviour or give people a reason to act nutty. Damn. It is like I am going over this sh*t every week now. But I ran into someone last night that was saying she didn't want her picture on my site and I thought that was absolutely silly. She interprets people having fun as acting slutty. Most of the people that do the stuff they do in my pictures, including me only do it because there is camera around. I interpret people's behaviour on my website like I interpret someone's behaviour in a movie. If Tom Cruise plays a hitman, I don't believe he kills people in real life. The bar is the same way. It is not real life and when you have had a few drinks, it is like a frickin movie. It is where people go to drink and have a good time and my website is my interpretation of nightlife a fun muthaf*ckin' time!

Todays Notes - 07/28/05
Long ass day at the MF office. It is 1:39am and I am coming down off of a buzz that I derived from a half pint of Crystal Palace vodka. Good stuff maynard. haha... tomorrow night will be big fun! Dinner, movie and... well, maybe I will tell you Thursday. hahaha... Oh yeah, I posted Saturday's pics. Neato!

Todays Notes - 07/25/05
What a f*cked up weekend of partying it was just wayyyyy too much. Tanya told me that she tried to access my website at Kinko's and it is on the blocked list. What the!!! Saturday night was a f*cking nightmare, I got left at an afterparty, my cellphone was dead, I slipped down the f*cking stairs in front of like 15 people, I had no phone numbers and no keys, a buddy told me I called his girlfriend a bitch on Thursday, which I am pretty f*cking certain I didn't, so that added a extra helping of anxiety onto an already distressing ass situation. Thankfully Steph rescued me, I woke up Sunday still drunk as hell. I had still had no keys, no phone charger or phone numbers, I didn't even have my roomates fricken number, I got dropped off at Shar's, who was there thank-fricken-fully. Fortunately for me, Shar had MG's number. So I called MG, to get CL's number (Who had the best reaction ever... "Are you f*ckin' kiddin' me? Why would I have it.") to get DW's number to get TS's number so I could get ahold of JS who had my keys, cell charger and car. So JS came over and we hung out at Shar's all day, and I charged up my cellphone and my service was f*ckin' disconnected because my bill was late. Holy sh*t! I drank beer all day on Sunday, so I was like totally embalmed and f*cked up feeling because I was still in Saturday's clothes. Last week was just too crazy and too much.

So there is some new a-hole on the messageboard today who's best insult to me is that I am fat, sweaty and that I am not a good photographer. Damn. I am so busted. Why did they have to go and let the cat out of the bag. I have been getting away with it for so long, I didn't think anyone would notice. But now that they spilled the beans. I have to come clean. To everyone... I Two Eagles Marcus am fat, and sometimes sweaty, and yes, it is true, sometimes I make the lights in my pictures look blurry. I am so embarrased. Will anyone ever be able to forgive me?

Oh yeah, one more thing, they said that the pictures I take at the the clubs wouldn't increase business or web traffic at all. hahaha... oh man, first of all... it is obvious that this person keeps up with my website to know what I am up to or to know what is going on my messageboard, so why would they be looking at my website if they dislike me so much and if my pictures suck. Hmmmm, I don't know about you, but I don't have time to keep track up with things that I do not like, the moral of this is get a f*cking life poop butt... second, I addressed my web traffic and it's marketing viability 2 days ago... "7,800 unique visitors to my website last month... ranked 1,007,803 on the internet which would be higher than thebob.com or any other nightlife / club website in GR" (you can check rankings for yourself at alexa.com), a friend of mine told me that her dad said... "to explain yourself is a sign of weakness" which is for the most part true, I don't need to explain myself, but I am not explaining myself as much as I am making these a-hole's on my messageboard look like asshead's. BUT!!! One of the best part's of the "Douche Bag's Gone Wild" unsubstantiated accusations and moronic ramblings is the sweet content for my website, because afterall everyone loves a fight, and I am happy to inform the "asshead's" that it does increase my site's traffic, which in turn helps me, although it really is an unfair fight, since my "opponants" seemingly have the I.Q.'s and maturity levels equal to that of a Pthius pubis and I might as well be arguing with a bar of soap which I am certain would be a much more stimulating interaction.

Todays Notes - 07/23/05
That thing on my message board that some dood wrote about me is cracking me up. It gets longer and longer. I haven't jumped into it because I really don't need to. I haven't really responded to it, but for the record...

I get in to clubs for free and should get in free because I am promoting the shit out of clubs for free, my guests get in free too because by me bringing a bunch of people with me, I am making the club even MORE money off of drink sales. If the clubs didn't want me there, they wouldn't have me there. Fuck yeah sometimes I get out of hand, everyone does, I am not a fucking robot. If someone gives me shit or gives my friends shit I will ask security to handle it, that is their job SECURITY. If I don't like someone, fuck yeah I am going to antagonize the shit out of them until they get themselves kicked out of the club because it is funny as fuck and I can, and FINALLY taking pictures is not my job I'M RICH BITCH!

ps. Okay, so I am not really rich, but taking pictures is still not my job.

p.s.s. I actually spend a shitload of money to have this piece of shit website that nobody likes or looks at, I mean, it's not like I had 7,800 unique visitors to my website last month, oh wait, I did and it's not like I am ranked 1,007,803 on the internet which would be higher than thebob.com or any other nightlife / club website in GR, oh wait, I am.

Todays Notes - 07/21/05
It takes me fuckin' forever to post pictures doesn't it! Oh well. I get so much shit about it. I am still way behind, I will never catch up. Speaking of behinds... haha... Friday, July 15th's main image is pretty sweet huh? haha... yep, that's right... twoeaglesmarcusONLY.com muthafucka's! Damn, I need a haircut desperately. My hair looks like crap.

UnbreakableRhythm has a DJ event this Saturday @ Ten Bells, click for flyer.

Todays Notes - 07/18/05
So since last night I have watched "Bridget Jones Diary" and added pics from last Thursday. Friday & Saturday still to come, I am off to Rose’s for lunch.

Todays Notes - 07/17/05
This past week has been pretty damn fun! I met Dante Alighire from Average Joe 2, he is pretty crazy guy. We went to Monte's and they wouldn't let him in because he was wearing tennis shoes. I couldn't believe it. He ended up getting in though, because he remember his other shoes in his car! haha... oh man. Ummm... DJ Irene was Saturday, that sh*t was hot! We went to some afterparty out on 32nd street and they wouldn't let me bring my big camera in. I don't really know why, but I thought it was lame that they wouldn't let me. I went in anyway. I knew almost everyone there. Which was cool but we couldn't have liqour which sucked. After the joint, "I am Matt Graves", Sharbaby and I went to Denny's, that was funny. Shar had to be at work at 7am. We left Denny's at like 6am. I have pics from Thursday, Friday & Saturday coming soon and even some pictures of naked girls so start spreading the rumor that I am a pornographer now. hahaha... Enjoy yourselves bitches!

Todays Notes - 07/15/05
So this thing with the dood dissing me on my message board has everyone getting into the act and it is pretty friggen funny. Some guy on the board said that girls only like me because I carry around a big camera, which is totally not true! They only like me because I have a big penis!!! hahahaha!!! Enjoy asshole! The best part is that the people that talk sh*t about me, still look at my website and tell other people about me. Anyway Sarah and I went to Detroit Tuesday and took this bad ass f*cking picture with Davide. So, did I ever mention that I am one of the baddest muthaf*ckas of all time? hahaha... just kidding.

Todays Notes - 07/11/05
Very excellent weekend. Chillaxed for like 4 days.

Todays Notes - 07/06/05
Woooo!!! I'm off to Cleveland! Paul Oakenfold @ Moda! Euphoriaparty.com! Sunday's Crush pics have been posted, my broken English (Foot fetish fetish secret joke) is a secret to the un-inititated, but to one it will make sense. hahaha... FUCK YEAHHHH!!!

Todays Notes - 07/05/05
hahaha.... what a weekend! Incredible! So Ian calls me up and he is like, dood some jackass put some post on your message board, I was like... "WHAT THE?" I am so embarrased and ashamed of myself! hahaha... Anyway here it is...

"Well it seems our board moderator Mr. Two Eagles has been talking a lot of smack latley,, As he has written about and as i and a few other credible sources have witnessed firsthand..TE (Two eagles) Has been getting pretty drunk latley talking shit to peeoples friends, people he really if he knew any better would mess with. And he wants to call him self a Soprano lol Do you even know the CODE TE??? You take pictures yeah you are a good photographer i wont debate that, but you whine like a little school girl if you and your forty guests dont get in for free, most of which are minor chicks who dont have a brain in there skull, following you around like a lost puppy. Now Yeah i know this becuz i have work at the clubs. So ive seen this and if he does get in with his trampy girls or tag along guys, he gets so drunk, wants security to take care of any problem that he says he didnt start and people are out to get him as if he's Tony Soprano and trys to get people thrown out, or he say at the bar that guy is paying for my drink. And the other guy at the bar poor guy is like WTF whose this chod. and gets stuck with the drink becuz TE thinks this guy tagged along with him and his groupies to use him to get in. Where are this poor guy we are talking about paid his cover and has the right connects to get in for free but pays instead. How many of you out there do that. If any of you can get VIP ed or on a LIST you will do whatever it takes. How many of yuo take advantage of Corey Hart or JDubb...I can list names and faces for days CH and JDubb are awesome guys and both very giving people so they put out mass emails to get people to come out, but you guys dont understand is the bar bizz about making MONEY not letting you chumps along with TE in for friken free. ALso TE you are going to get drunk one night start shit with the wrong dude at the bar, and get served, then they are going to be taking pictures of your fat ass for the DA's office when u press charges cuz your ass had it coming. I am speaking for alot of security at 5 different bars, you visit. Now you say who is this. Im not hiding cuz im scared of your crew or you it just gives me the pleasure to see you looking over your shoulder all the time
Two words TE

GYM MEMBERSHIP
NOSITALL "

ALSO: I opened the message board back up, so you can bitch at me, or post your own club pics, don't get bannanas because I am the master of my domain biatchs!
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