HYPE / MALY'S UNOFFICIAL AFTERPARTY @ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
*Photos by Two Eagles Marcus*
Grand Rapids, MI - Sunday, November 14th 2004

Crush was busy as hell. Lots of friends were in attendance. I ran into April Beezie who wasn't working that night for some reason, so I recruited her to get girls to come take pictures. It was fun. She is so silly. I ran into one of the triplets, Rosalin' from the Tiki Bob's Playboy Party. She had a new hairdo, it was cute. Hottie Kierra was out. I had the brilliant idea of bringing a studio strobe to the club, which I set-up out in the lobby. All the girls had fun getting their picture taken and I had fun taking pictures of all the girls. After the club Jacob co-owner of "The Walking Weiner" slid over to the Amway for some afterparty action. Which didn't really end up being any action at all, a bunch of girls in bed. Yawn. Jacob was guzzling "Ten High" out of the bottle. The thought of it made me want to blow chunks and then he found a bottle of Jack and started chugging tha. I thought for sure he was going to be totally shitfaced. Not long after that we went to the suite next door to hang out with some other people. There was about 10 people over there and one of Jacob's friends Jonah was over there. Everyone is sitting around and Jonah walks over to get something and comes back to sit in his chair. I don't know what possessed me to do this, but I felt strongly compelled to pull his seat out from under his ass right before he sat down. So I did. He hit the floor. Everyone laughed. I laughed and then I said to myself, "Dood. That was so immature, and you just made some dood fall on the floor and you don't even know him." After I wiped the tears of laughter out of my eyes and caught my breath I didn't think it was so funny after all. I am such an ass. So one of the doods that is staying in that room decides that he doesn't want all these people at his suite so he stands up on the coffee table and starts telling everyone to get the f*ck out. No one knew what the f*ck was going on, but it was funny. He wasn't talking to us though. We left shortly after that. As we were leaving Jonah got trapped back in the girls room because security came because of all the racket and made us leave, even though we weren't doing sh*t and Jonah was hiding in the room for some reason so he got left. We cruised over to Jacob's starving to death because all the pizza place's were closed, so when we got to his place he hooked me up with this cold plate of Salmon and rice, which I was like "WTF is up with the cold Salmon?" and then I tried it and it was the bomb. As I was eating it, I was attacked by his cats. They were some determined bastard cats. Ha ha. Matt and Tato where there, and Kaite Lyn was sleeping out on the couch. I was chewing gum earlier and had put it on my plate so I could eat and I accidentally mixed it in with my rice and Salmon. Needless to say winterfresh rice and Salmon is not a taste treat and I was seconds away from spewing everywhere. It was funny as hell though. At around 4:30 I wandered out of their place and over to a friends place to crash. Another awesome night.

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MALY'S DANCE PARTY @ DEVOS PLACE
*Photos by Two Eagles Marcus*
Grand Rapids, MI - Sunday, November 14th 2004

Sunday night was out of control. I had tickets for the Maly's Hairshow Dance Party which was going to be at Devo's Place. Kaite Lyn and I had talked about going, I told her that the party had a theme of Camo Chic, she didn't have anything Camo so she went to Meijer's and bought some camo jacket from Meijers kids hunting department. She cut the sleeves off and had a cut camo jacket out of it. How resourceful! We parked what seemed like 10 miles from the Amway and almost died of exposure on the way to their. Ha ha. After we got into the Amway, we walked what seemed like 100 miles to get to the party which was in Devos Place. I had never been in Devos Place so it was very cool to finally be able to check it out. We ran into Craig and Amy in the hallway. Amy was wizzasted. The hall was pizzacked, there had to had been 1,500 people there at least. It was loud as f*ck, with an awesome light show. It wasn't long before I had downed a double shot of rum, 3 beers and a mixed drink. That set the right tone. Before I knew it it was 11:15 and I had to bounce over to Crush. I wanted to stay and party longer, but I was trying out something new at the Crush that Sunday and had to go. Kaite Lyn wanted to stay so I split. The walk was f*ckin retarded, I walked outside instead of walking through the corridors and froze my booty off.
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FLIRT & DJ STEVE'S BIRTHDAY BIZZASH! @ THE STACK NIGHTCLUB
* Photos by Two Eagles Marcus*
Grand Rapids, MI - Monday, November 8th 2004

If you didn't already know my good friend DJ STEVE a.k.a. L.S. is the youngest DJ this city has ever seen. He has been spinnin' in the local nightclubs for like 3 years. Anyway, November 9th is his actual birthday and since Monday was a Good Times Guys club night, the party was going down at the Steezie. Frederick and I arrived at the Stack around 7:30p for the pre-party. It was a whole lotta fun, in attendance for the pre-party were: DJ Corey Hart & Shash, Frederick, Myself who is he that is him, Ian Belanger & Cheryl a.ka. C-Money, Don Pizzle, Flossy, Angie & Josh, Jim, TJ & Friend and Jason. Corey had bought L.S. an empty Pinata (more on that later... heh heh heh), TJ bought L.S. a dirty porno DVD. We dined on pizza pies and plenty of hors de vors which were all good. After the food was wrapping up, I had the brilliant idea of putting suprises into the Pinata, I put all of my pocket change in there and some plastic forks, and a bottle of ketchup, and then an empty beer bottle, and then my partner in crime, Angie put a parmesean shaker in there and some metal silverware too, so I took out the beer bottle because it was just too much glass and then Frederick put in some change and then I put some straws in and matches and then thought it would be funny to stuff his dirty porn in there too. So I did. Then I thought it would be cool to take all of the birthday balloons and tie them to the Pinata, so I did. That was funny too. And then I thought it would be funny to take all of the party hats and make the paper horse into a scary bondage club kid Pinata, so I did and that was funny too. By that time the Pinata had become so grand and coveted L.S. was concerned that some criminals may try and steal the scary bondage club kid Pinata so he took it and hid it very conspicously in the dj booth. I had a lot of girls there which was a lot of fun, I took pictures of them all night because that is what I felt like doing. There were so many envious guys, it was funny as hell. They were asking Corey if they could go out on the platform and he denied them. Ha ha. Anyway, the night was excellent, Corey and I wrapped it with a stop at Taco Smell.
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BLISS
@ CRUSH
Grand Rapids, MI - Thursday, November 4th 2004

So I haven't been really going out and I have been slackin' big time on my blog. WTF. Ever since I started the South Beach Diet I have been f*ckin' off and a lot of people think that I am f*ckin' going nuts because of my bizzare ranting from last week. I worded everything so vaguely that everyone thinks that I am talking about them. Ha ha. That is crazy. Everything is different with me now. I am definitely a different person than I was 3 weeks ago. I am way too concerned with what other people think about me now. I haven't been myself lately. Anyway, moving on to last night... I started off my night at Drink Ultra Lounge and had about every DJ in the city meet me there, Ian Belanger (Taps), Don Pizzle (Raggs to Riches), Curtis (Margarita Grill) and my old school chum Adam B. We had a few cocktails and some laughs and then cruised over to Raggs. Raggs was cool, we had some more cocktails and a round of shots. We were all yelling and being loud as f*ck. Everyone thought we were the biggest assheads. Adam thunked his glass into another shot glass and broke it and then I pierced my finger with a shard of glass while trying to clean it up. I lost so much blood I almost fainted. Ha ha. After we cleaned up the gallons of blood that I lost, we bailed on Don P. and cruised over to Crush for a round of Sluts. J. Deezie started working at Crush last night so when she saw me doing a shot she gave me mad sh*t. That helped set a retarted tone for my evening. Adam and I ordered a couple more cocktails and wandered around the BOB looking for people that I knew. We found Craig, Jessie and Drew on the second floor. Drew was laughing at me for the ridiculous pictures from Sami's afterparty the other week. That was some funny shit. Those pictures were so sucky. But... I want to remember the fun times along with the obnoxious ones. ANYWAY... Adam and I slid to the Grill and did another round of sluts with Curtis, that were served up by the lovely Lauren. A very cute girl that I have seen before but never realized worked at the Grill. After the shots we went over to Taps to find an empty DJ booth, so Adam and I being the mischivious characters that we are, rushed the booth and took it over. At first the crowd gave us the... "Who the hell are those guys?" look, but then Adam started freakin' the 1's and 2's and the crowd went wild. Girls were throwing panties and money, people were sending us round after round of shots. It was complete insanity. It wasn't long before Ian made his way back to booth and when he did we threw him the headphones and b-lined it to Tiki's Bob's Cantina. When we got to Tiki's we had some more cocktails and I think I did a shot with Chris O., but I asked him why he wasn't at Drink earlier, and he was like... "No one called me asshole." Ooops. My bad. I talked with David and he told me that he closed Indulge Thursday afternoon. It wasn't long before we split back to the Grill with 2 extra people in tow. I don't even remeber what we did there. I think we walked in and walked out and went back over to Crush. Things at Crush are really hazy. DJ Steve was there. Lisa, Casey, T-Lew, Melissa, Joshua, ummmm... Liegh. That was something f*ckin' else, I haven't seen that kid in 7 or 8 weeks! My night ended on a sour note, I split at like 12:15am. I drove when i shouldn't have out of spite. What a tool. Let me put it this way, I got up at 9am today and I was still buzzing.
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$2 U-Call-Its "ELECTION DAY"
@ MonteS NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Tuesday, Novemer 2nd 2004

So this is the day that I can finally drink after 2 weeks of abstaining from consuming alcohol. Even though I am not suppose to drink because of the calories, I was like f*ck it I'm celebrating, I didn't drink one time in two weeks and I lost 10 lbs too. Time to party. Chris O. picked me up at 10pm and we headed for Monte's to connect with Ian Belanger and Cheryl a ton of my friends were down there to party, everyone was buying me shots. I was shitfaced by 12:30. Basically I remember doing a shot with Bandeezie and then all of a sudden I am waking up the next day in my bed. I was like... "Oh shit." So I check around for my phone which was in my bed, which is never a good sign. Because when the phone is in my bed, there is no question that I was making drunk calls. So I check the dialed calls on my cell phone, and there was J-Deezie, Ian, Matt Dean, Corey, Terasita, my moms house, my moms studio and even Frederick. Okay, what the hell am I doing drunk calling my mom? It was f*cking 1:30am! I was sh*tfaced! So I called my roomate Frederick. Not that big of a deal, except for the fact that his phone has been disconnected for about 3 weeks! Ha ha ha! What the f*ck! Who does that! The only reason I remember anything after the shot with Bandeezie is because I looked at Ian's website and there I was. Don Pizzle came out and I didn't even know it and I was in a picture with him! Ha ha. Okay, David told me that he was revving his car and pretending that he was going to run me over, I guess I was standing in the street or some sh*t. Apparently Cheryl wasn't amused with that. So I see Katie on Wednesday and...
Katie: "How are you today?
Me: "I'm good."
Katie: "You were wasted last night."
Me: "Heh heh... uhhhhh... yeah."
Katie: "You kept trying to lift my skirt up."
Me: "Really?"
Katie: "Yeah."
Katie: "I'm having a party Friday, call me."
Me: "Okay."
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Lizard Attack
Monday, November 1st 2004

WARNING: IF YOU LIKELY TO PISS YOURSELF FROM HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER - DO NOT VIEW THIS MOVIE.
So I am watching the morning show and this chode is showing the news guy his reptiles and explaining how much of a tool box he is and all of a sudden the news guys is attacked by a lizard and I am spewing milk out of my nose and all over one of my good friends (who shall remain nameless, for now anyway. ha ha) This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen, I watched it like 5 times in a row.
SEE IT NOW!