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Whut! Whut!
I had a TREMENDOUS HALLOWEEN
WEEKEND and I didn't drink a damn thing! Also on that note,
in the past 2 weeks I have lost a little over...
10 Friggin' Pounds!
O Ka Ka Ka Kayyyyy!!!
I will be back later to fill you in on the good stuff and
some of the bad stuff.
Holla!
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~ DEVILS'S
NIGHT 2004 ~
@ THE AFTERPARTY (4 OF 4)
Grand
Rapids, MI - Saturday, October 30th 2004
- 14 Pics
   
After the Intersection which turned out to be
a friggin' nightmare! After the Intersection
me and Heather were trying to locate her girls
which had bailed on her, and while in the midst
of trying to determine their whereabouts a few
fights broke out and then these 2 huge SUVs
rolled up and like 8 huge guys pile out ready
to kick everyone's ass and I am standing there
saying to myself... "Somebody's about to
get f*cked the f*ck up!" Which they did,
but the cops rolled up right when it started,
at that point we got the f' outta there because
we seriously had bigger fish to fry. Heather's
friends were in a situation that totally sucked,
but I am not going to get into that. Moving
on, I convinced them that there was nothing
we could do about so we should go to the afterparty,
which we did and on the way there we found one
of Heather's friends staggering around completely
sh*tfaced over by the BOB. Which was not a very
exciting event for me, because I knew that there
was no way they were going to leave this dood,
so we had to bring him with us. So Sami's is
buggin' about noise violations and tellin' me
if I break wind too loud he is going to kick
my ass, and I am downstairs with this wizzasted
dood and I'm sayin' forget the party, but the
girls say that they can keep him line, so we
head up. We get up there and the first thing
I do is accidentally let the door slam shut.
Whoops. Anyway, we weren't there long and fortunately
the wizzasted dood did not get me in trouble.
So it ended up being all good with the Sami.
Anyway, the next day Bellagio and C-Money took
me to Logan's Roadhouse to celebrate my 2 weeks
of liqour abstinance, we were joined by LS who
was harrassed severely by our waitress. He deserved
it. Haha.
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The Scariest Movie
Ever
Monday, October
25th 2004
* WARNING: IF
YOU ARE TRAUMATIZED EASILY DO NOT VIEW THIS
MOVIE. *
Okay, when I first saw this movie I just
about crapped myself, my heart was pounding
hard as hell after I saw it. The footage is
from an unreleased Toyota commercial. The footage
begins with a serene drive through the country
and then things go horribly wrong. To achieve
the full effect of the "crap yourself"
experience you must have speakers on your computer
and have them turned up to a decent level.
SEE
IT NOW!
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Monday, 10/25/04 - 1:09am (As
in Sunday night/ Monday Morning)
Okay,
the retarded things that pissed me the f*ck off Saturday
have compounded with the help of yours truly. I should have
just kept my f*cking mouth shut. Although I am very vague
and obscure with my cryptic language and rantings, I know
what the f*ck I am talking about and you get the idea that
some f*cked up sh*t is f*cking with me. And sh*t is real
right now. Everything is not happy party let's get wizzasted
fun and games all the time. I do have BS that I have to
deal with too. Yes, I know I am dramatic as hell, but I
am frustrated as f*ck and the only thing for me to do is
rant generally on my website so that noone really knows
what in the blue f*ck I am talking about. That way I can
vent about what I am dealing with and try and make some
sense out of things without not making anyone else involved
look like an ass. But what is the f*cking point in that?
I don't know. I am dazed and confused right now. I am all
about the one-sided conversation right now. I pretty much
f*cked myself by trying to prevent myself from getting f*cked.
Is it that I think too much or is it that people go places
they shouldn't? It's both. I would love to be able to say
"Oh well." But that is such a bullsh*t copout
thing to say, because it's not oh well. It's "F*ckin'
sh*t." F*ck, I'm f*cked again. I am suppose to be living
by my new "f*ck everyone" mantra. If I didn't
give a f*ck then I could, but I do, so I can't and that
is f*cked. Now I don't know what to think. Nothing lasts
forever so just do whatever. It doesn't f*cking matter.
Right now. Saturday, 10/23/04 - 1:22pm
F*ck this. F*ck that. Probably
f*ck you. But most importantly
F*CKIN'
F*CK F*CK!!!
I do the same sh*t to other
people that is done to me but for some reason I can create
a reason for myself to justify it.
That is absolutely f*ckin' ridiculous, but f*ck it. Right?
Isn't it easier to just say f*ck it? Isn't it easier to
just f*ck someone else over than to get f*cked over? I don't
like how that feels but I do it to others and I also have
a pre-disposition for subjecting myself to it. So not only
does it happen to me, I do it to others and additionally
seemingly welcome it. So what the f*ck? You are probably
getting f*cked over by someone right now, so I say f*ck
it and f*ck everyone else to. Nobody's real, everyone is
fake. I am fake. I do fake things. You do fake things. So
why am I being a hypocrite? Because why not? Things will
never change. It doesn't really matter what you do. You
will either be accepted or you won't. Complete 180 from
Friday the 16th huh? That was then this is now right? I
have gone 5 days without drinking, but seriously I think
I am happier when I am wizzasted all the time. Then I don't
have to deal with reality as often. When things don't work
out, at least I can say it is because I am wizzasted all
of the time and not have to deal with the reality of what
the reason actually is. Seriously, who really likes real
life? Actually I think that I hate real life. Real life
f*cking sucks.
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Monday, October
19th 2004
I started the South Beach Diet on Monday. For
the first 2 weeks of the diet I cannot consume
any alcohol of any kind. Not even rubbing alcohol.
Ha ha. I am seriously only going to go out like
3 times over the next 2 weeks. (Btw... right
now it is Friday morning at 1:02am. So I have
already gone 4 days without drinking.) Another
funny thing... Dougie invited me out to the
Dj
Paul Anthony gig on Friday at Tiki Bob's 3rd
Floor. Anyway, they have these wrist bands
that you can buy for $25 that allow you drink
all the wells you want all night. The following
is our interaction...
D: I am going to give you an all you
can drink wristband Friday.
TE: That would be awesome but I just
started the South Beach Diet and I cannot drink
for two weeks.
D: Are you f*ckin' serious? Wait until
after the weekend.
TE: I'm serious. I can't.
D: F*ck that your drinking.
TE: F*ck that I'm not drinking.
D: F*ck you don't come then.
TE: No. F*ck you, I'm not coming.
D: See you Friday around 11?
TE: Yeah.
Okay, so I made up everything after the first
F word appeared. I thought it would be a funny
thing to write. As far as I know Dougie doesn't
even use the F word. Unlike myself who couldn't
structure a comprehendable f*cking sentence
without it.
Oh yeah, Matty was really jealous that I had
a pic of Arissa kissing me on the cheek. He
said that he watched Real World Las Vegas religously
because she was on the show. So sowee.
My
reply to an email from Christopher
at Margarita Grill.
Date:
10/19/04 1:12 PM
Received: 10/19/04 1:17 PM
From: Chris Funaro, CFunaro@********.com
To: Christopher R. Funaro, cfunaro@********.com
Two Eagles Marcus, info@twoeaglesmarcus.com
>Thanks bro...hey...i'll buy ya a beer next
time ya come in...HAHAHAHAHAH
How about a new
camera. I dropped it at your bar the last time
you got me wizzasted.
-t.e.
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2ND
FLOOR SATURDAY
@ TAPS SPORTS BAR (Club Crawl 1 of 2)
Grand
Rapids, MI - Saturday, October 16th 2004
- 83 Pics
   
LS and i started off the night at the Monkey
bar with a fine selection of delicious Tapas.
Including the favorite Roast Lamb Loin with
Red Onions. Although LS doesn't like onions,
so his is ordered sans onions. He dropped me
off at Drink Ultra Lounge around 9pm where I
had a couple diesel ass jack 'n' cokes. I don't
like it unless it burns my eye lashes off when
I lean in to take a drink, so that is how Lauren
makes it for me. I had a whole bunch of Twoey
Gras beads and this middle-aged wizzasted dood
asked me if he could buy one for his "old
lady", I said that he could just have one
for free, he said that she was going to give
him some for getting her the beads. While I
was sitting there assembling my Twoey Gras beads
and talking with Lauren and Jeffery. Jenelle
D. walked in. Which was very cool and bizarre.
I met her a few weeks ago but never called her.
Anyway, boom. Here she is. She didn't remember
me at first because I think we were both wizzasted
when we met at Tiki's. She had just got off
work from wherever and I asked her if she wanted
to be down with the King for the night. She
was cool with that and lived close so she left
for a while and then came back and we headed
over to Taps. Taps was crazy packed when we
walked in the door. The guy at the door was
new and didn't know me. But it was okay. We
went inside and I was trying to barge through
to upstairs and it just wasn't happenin', the
people were all cattle crowded up and it was
impossible to get through, so Jenelle is like...
"Let's go around over there". She
is so smart! Ha ha. I probably would have stood
around for another 15 minutes trying to wade
through the people. We went around the other
way which was completely empty, but we were
right by the bar so we stopped for some cocktails.
Buddah had me try a Red Headed Slut Bomb. Which
is a Red Headed Slut with Jager in it. It was
good. But it was like a gallon of liquid. After
I did that we headed upstairs. The place was
packed as usual. We went to the booth where
I showed Ian my gang of beads which he held
up and all of the girls started clamoring for
them. So I had to distribute a ton of them.
By the time we left Taps I had like 10 out of
the 70 left. We hung out over by the booth and
ran into Chris from Tini Bikini's. We talked
some business. I am excited. Heh heh. Big Plans.
BIG PLANS! We finished our drinks (my drinks
ended up being... red headed slut bomb, pint
of miller lite, jager bomb, red headed slut,
pint of miller lite and pint of miller lite.)
and decided it was time to head over to Margarita
Grill.
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BATTLE OF THE
SEXES @ THE INTERSECTION
* Photos by Two
Eagles Marcus *
Grand Rapids,
MI - Friday, October 16th 2004 -
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WOW! Life is good. Life is wonderful. Are
you f*ckin' kiddin' me? One f*ckin' phrase
for you. "Do it." Not... "Just
do it.", But "Do it." I am
sitting here at 8:44am listening to "The
Grey Album", reflecting on my night which
was absolutely amazing. Oh yeah, yes. That
is correct. 8:44am. First of all I have to
laugh about Amber H. calling me like 15 minutes
ago. Ha ha. Okay, you don't get it and probably
never will, oh well. Well in order for you
to get it, you would have to know why she
called, but I can't reveal that so basically
I am just being a jack ass for not telling
you the deal. I am not gong to say I am sorry
because I am not. He he. Alright. Again. Yesterday
was so good. Me and Joosy hung out virtually
all day. I woke up at like 12:30p from Thursdays
partying, I couldn't find my phone so I looked
in my car and found that sh*t. I almost pooped.
But it was there, under the seat, all flopped
open. So, I had had like 13 missed calls with
like 11 of them from Mooyah. Mooyah so rocks.
I talked to Joosy first and she wanted me
to go furniture shopping with her. Mooyah
wanted me to take some naughty pics of her
for her man for Sweetest Day so she could
make this calendar. There wasn't really time
for that, I had a lot to do. So I went furniture
shopping. We did not get done with that until
late as f*ck. Lang was telling us how good
the ribs at Z's were, and since Joosy is a
rib freak, we had to go there for dinner.
They were good as f*ck but she likes the Friday's
ribs better. I think I like the Z's ribs better.
Joosy said that everyone thinks that we are
together. I put my arm around her on Thursday
at the Intersection and she backed up and
acted all funny. It was because she said that
people think we are together. I thought that
was dumb. We are friends. F*ck what everyone
else thinks. Who the f*ck reads this sh*t
anyway? Ha ha. Friday at the Intersection
was definitley the place to be. Jashod brought
Arissa, Coral and Teck
Money from the Real World out to the Intersection.
They were so much fun! We partied and carried
on like we had been doing this sh*t since
day one. I had Teck sign my Van Wilder DVD.
I am such a geek. I was so worried that I
was going to get sh*tfaced and act dumb. I
was perfect though. I was so crispy and nice.
I bought Coral her first Red Headed Slut.
How cool is that? I gave the girls twoeaglesmarcus.com
Mardi Gra beads. The ones I have right now
are white and kinda look like pearls and since
I am a dork, I say... "I give every girl
I meet a Pearl necklace. Ha ha ha." Corals
reaction was that I am "disgusting"
and Arissa was like.... "These are Pearls?".
Coral was just kidding around though, she
is a sicky too. I don't really know if she
is a sicky, but she was fun. So I will just
pretend she is. Arissa kept checking my pictures
thinking I was taking retarded ones. But they
weren't, she didn't think so either after
she saw them. I took pics of these cops with
the girls. One already knew who I was. I was
like... "Uhhhhhhh." It was all good
though. I had taken his picture with Moogie
at Crush a week ago. Me and Joosy bizzounced
over to Ionia to get some late night hot dogs,
'cuz that is the f*ckin place to go for late
night eats. After that we rolled over to the
Towers for an AP at SR's which we stayed at
exactly 5 minutes. Long enough for me to open
one beer and take a drink out of it before
Joosy wanted to leave. Graves was there and
I was mocking him for being in a certain magazine.
Mooyah was giving me sh*t yesterday because
she said that I drop anything anytime for
Joosy. It's kinda true.
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Coral in
last month's issue of King
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Grand Rapids,
MI - Wednesday,
October 13th 2004
What a
f*ckin' day. Frederick was helping my moms out
in Lansing because I am way busy and he was
way not. Anyway, she asked me to have him bring
these two bags of cloth with him in my car.
Anyway, I forgot to have him take the sh*t,
so I had to have Mooyah take me to f*cking Lansing
to bring them the sh*t, which of course I have
no way of contacting them to tell them this
since I still have not replaced my moms cellphone
since the "incident". She was suppose
to pick me up at 3:30pm, she didn't show up
until like 4:45pm, why you ask? Well, as she
was riding in her car on her parking ramps "car
elevator", the f*cking thing stops and
she gets trapped on this elevater for like 45
minutes. She finally gets out the thing and
shows up, so we bounce to Lansing. On the way
we are very skeptical that we are even going
to make it because the vehicle is shaking faster
than a blender on chop, pieces are falling off
as we cruise down the highway and sh*t, I mean
this thing has like half a million miles on
it. We ended up making it there safe, but not
sound. Heh heh. So my Moms is mad at me because
by the time we got there it was too late. Dammit.
But she was glad that I am a good son and at
least tried to fix the situation. We hung out
for a while and then bounced back. Mooyah is
so damn funny. She forced me to listen to country
songs all the way back, and not only did she
know almost every word to every f*ckin song
that came on, but she would use my hand as microphone
and then start gnawing on my fingers. I could
not stop laughing, it was one of the funniest
and most bizzare things that I have ever experienced.
MOOGIE left me this long as hell funny ass message
yesterday about their trip to Florida, I will
write about that later. I did get an email today
from darling Kimmie though, she is a sweetie.
Subject:
We Made It!!!
Date: 10/13/04 4:15 PM
Received: 10/13/04 4:31 PM
From: Kim Maloney, kim@***************.com
To: Two Eagles Marcus, info@twoeaglesmarcus.com
Two Eagles,
We made it!! That was the longest journey EVER!!
Megan and I stopped about 40 times, 3 of them
were to sleep. Last night we were going to sleep
for an hour and then finish our drive...Well,
we didn't wake up for 7 hours. When we woke
up Megan realized that she fell asleep with
her air on and her battery died. So she went
to gas stations asking all the truckers for
jumper cables....It was so funny!!
We are off to Vegas for 2 weeks for Playboy
Golf. We will say hi to the girls for you and
forward you some fun pictures..
It was sooooo much fun hanging out with you
the last few weeks that I was there. I am gonna
miss you and I'll keep checking your web-site...
Lots and Lots of love..
Kimmy
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Grand
Rapids, MI - Tuesday, October 12th 2004
- ?? Pics
LS was
like... "Dood, 101.3 the Fox bowling league
on Tuesday nights." I was like... "Alrighty
then!" DJ Corey Hart, Shash, Jason, Frederick
and LS were in attendence for this "Let's
get wizzasted and hurl some heavy f*cking balls
down a greasy wood floor" fiesta. LS apparantly
watched the Big Lebowski to get hype for the
league. It was funny as f*ck. He had this napkin
that he carried around like it was his lucky
towel. He kept telling me that it was "going
down tonight." Me and LS were in a league
of our own, he beat me by one pin in the first
round, I beat him by one pin in the second round
and I then beat him by like 25 pins in the third
while also scoring a pair of VIP tickets for
THE HAUNT for getting a strike in the 5th frame.
Whoop! Whoop! I also beat everyone on my team.
Whoop! Whoop! I did pretty good the first two
rounds, but by the third I thought I was going
to have a stroke. They had this funny terry
cloth bag that was filled with this "bowling
powder" we used it to powder our hands.
I kept calling it a terry cloth "scrotum".
Corey made Shash's scoreboard name say... Alicia
Cockring. It was projected up on the wall. Some
guys came up and they were like... "uhhhh...
is that name spelled right?" And when they
found out that it was, they high fived Corey.
There was a team called "The Dipshitz".
I wonder if anyone questioned that? Earlier
in the day Jashod mocked me for being sh*tfaced
on Saturday. I quickly changed the subject.
And then he made a comment about how I how many
self-portraits I have done with the ladies.
He was like... "I wondered how long it
was going to take before I started seeing you
in the pictures. 5 months man." We all
fell the f*ck out on that sh*t. Kristie Fine
Ass Bitch also emailed me out of nowhere to
hang out at Monte's. I was on a pin bustin'
mission though.
PICS SOON!
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FRIDAYS @ MARGARITA
GRILL (Club Crawl 2 of 2)
* Photos by Two
Eagles Marcus *
Grand Rapids,
MI - Friday, October 9th 2004 -
88 Pics
   
The grill was dope, huge line when we got
there, it was all good thogh. As i was going
in, Dr. Joshua and the gang rolled up in the
600s. Joshua tried on the Hari Kari's glasses
and said that I could get them later at Monte's.
I was like.... "Ummm... no, I can get
them no."He got ready to pull away and
I dove in through the passenger window, with
my whole upper torso in the vehicle, Jessie
was yelling "Pull away! Pull away! Drive!"
it was funny as f*ck. I retrieved my glasses
and got out of the vehicle, I turn around
and everyone in the line is glaring at me
like I am some sort of retarded alien f*ck.
Who gives a f*ck! Keep standing in line! Kidding.
Sometimes I can be an ass. I am only human.
Inside of the club was nuthin' but love. It
was glorious! It was insane! I gave Bradley
a pimp chalice for hooking me up with the
glasses, he got the "GOD DAMN PIMP"
cup. I gave Christopher the "KING of
KRUNK" cup for being such a mutha f*ckin'
P.I.M.P. he said that he would turn gay for
me out of appreciation. That was pretty funny.
Some mutherf*cker stole one of my f*ckin'
Corona's. Needless to say he was kicked the
f*ck out. There were so many hot babies there.
Damn! It was Shameka's birthday, she asked
me if could hook her up, so I put a million
of her friends on the guest list. I was standing
at the bar , I check my phone and I had nine
missed calls. It was Shameka, she was at the
door, I forgot to put her name on te list
and it was her birthday! I am an idiot! Ha!
Anyway, I cleared it up and apologized profusely
for being a dumb ass. Oh yeah, Shameka has
an insane badunkadunk. I just thought I would
mention that. I ran into Ericka, and got her
number. She was crabby when I saw her at the
car show, but everything seems good now. Not
that I am trying to hook up with her, but
for modeling. Kimmie and Moogie were there,
Kimmie is so adorable. I got wizzasted. Last
night was so much fun. After the bar closed,
me and Berlynn headed over to Crush to find
my afterparty people, we found them, and then
they kicked us out. I kept saying to Joshua...
"Dood, your tab tonite was like a million!
And they are kicking you out!" I was
like totally yelling that. I was doing that
like very 10 feet. It was funny as f*ck. We
jumped in the 600s and headed over to the
hot dog stand over on Ionia, I am always wasted
when I go over there so I forgot what the
call it. It doesn't really matter I guess,
just go over to Ionia and Fulton after the
club for some dogs. I mean, everyone loves
a weenie in there mouth at 2:30am eh? Ha ha.
So we get over there, my camera was in my
lap and I jump out of the car and the camera
goes crashing to the pavement! I stand there
over my camera and yell out, everyone is looking
at me, going "Oooooo.... damn."
Anyway, I pick my sh*t up and it won't auto-focus
so I thought I f*cked it up, so I hand it
to Tim Priest, he examines it and says...
"Dood, the AF is turned off." At
that point he became my personal Jesus. Less
like the religious Jesus and more like the
Mexican dood selling Tacitos at the corner
of Division & Griggs. Shannon Williams
was there also, although but I wastoo caught
up in my recently dropped camera to communicate
with him, I mean that is the equivilant of
someone dropping their kid you know? Everyone
was trying to convince me to go to the afterparty,
but I was suppose to be shooting with Moogie
at 10am, so I decided not to. The dog doods
blessed me with a couple of Frankfurters and
then me and Berlynn headed to her car, on
the way Simo crusied by and gave us a ride
to the ride. That was so cool.
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Brad
and his "God Damn P.I.M.P." cup.
Christopher
and his "King of Krunk" Cup
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2nd floor FRIDAYS
@ TAPS SPORTS BAR (Club Crawl 1 of
2)
* Photos by Two
Eagles Marcus *
Grand Rapids,
MI - Friday, October 9th 2004 -
79 Pics
   
Got to Ian's
at 9p, when i told him I was going to be there
at 7p, he has to be at work at 9p. Ooops.
We rolled downtown at like 100 mph, Ian was
attempting to mock me because I had TwoEaglesMarcus.com
Mardi Gras beads and flashing pimp chalice's.
Haters hate you know! Anyway, we got downtown
and as we were walking to Taps, we saw a shitty
car rearend a nice car. And then the shitty
car bolted and then the nice car chased after
it. Whoa. We got up in Taps and Michelle called
and wanted to know if her friend Berlynn could
hang with me because she was going to stand
her up. I was down for that so after about
an hour Berlynn showed up. She had colored
her hair a kinda red-orange so I thought it
would be appropriate to order us red headed
sluts. She was slightly amused, although she
didn't like the shot so much. My buddy Simo
just started driving a cab, and he said that
he would drive me around whereever. That so
rocks. I drank like 6 pints, 2 red headed
sluts and a jello shot. Everyone wanted to
know about the flashing pimp chalice's. Why
wouldn't they? All the ladies were all about
the TEM Mardi Gras beads. Sweet. Myself, Berlynn
and Cheryl headed for the Grill around 11:15p.
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Dictionary:
Pimp Chalice: Flashy, Sparkly, Ghetto
Fabulous cup.
Hater: A person that doesn't like you
just because you have something they don't.
FUNNY ASS SH*T!
Matt called me today (Friday) laughing hysterically.
It turns out that the jungle juice that we
had on the Dadd's Jungle Juice Party bus was
minus the Jungle. Meaning... there was no
alcohol in it. He was so busy he forgot to
put the alcohol in it. I drank like 4 glasses
of it and I thought it was good as f*ck. Everyone
loved that sh*t. Everyone thought they were
getting wizzasted off of it too. Hahaha...
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FLIRT @ THE STACK
NIGHTCLUB
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus*
Grand Rapids,
MI - Monday, October 4th 2004 -
110 Pics
 
 
When is
the party going to stop! Oh my! Last night was
a super blast. 27th, 28th, 30th, 1st, 2nd, 3rd
and 4th. Damn. Only one night of partying missing
from that string of dates. I am going to get
my rest until Fourplay
this Thursday. I will divulge all details lata.
UPDATED 10/07/04
I went to Hooters for dinner and ended up staying
there f*cking 3 hours. Okay, Hooters is now
officially my third home. While I was there
I customized my "Pimp Chalice". Ha
ha. I'm such a dork. Who cares, it's funny.
I take myself about as seriously as, well, as
something not very serious. Me and Frederick
hit the Stack around 11:15p It was a whole lot
of fun. Matty, Jayy & Lisa were there taping
for Fourplay
TV. That was really cool. That show is going
to be dope. I think that Jim thinks I am in
idiot. Mooyah is such a cutie, she was being
so funny. The night seemed so short, I was f*cking
wizzasted. Merideth says she wants to help out
with my website. I left with Jessica, Noodles
& Mooyah. When we got Mooyah's I thought
I lost my cellphone, I was pouting big time.
I was pissed at myself. But then Mooyah found
it. She is my hero. We dropped off Mooyah and
then Noodles and then Jessica and I went to
Denny's. Jessica told me a bunch of secrets.
I got in around 4:15am. Cot damn.
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Kimmie
& Megan's 2nd Going Away Party (Club Crawl
1 of 3)
@ TIKI BOB'S 3RD FLOOR
*Photos by
Two Eagles Marcus*
Grand Rapids,
MI - Sunday, October 3rd 2004 -
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Oh my f'n god! Muhwa ha ha ha! Moogie and Kimmie's
party was insane. This I think was the most
scandalous night ever. More to come!
Updated 10/07/04
I didn't take any damn notes and this sh*t is
really starting to become a blur. I haven't
partied Tuesday or Wednesday so I could get
my bearings straight and rest up for tonite.
(Fourplay
Thursdays @ The Stack). Myself and Ian
Belanger started off the night at Hooters
with most of my Hooters babies in attendance,
Mooyah, Noodles, Crystalony and Rum. It was
like Hooters babies gone wild, Noodles friend
Jessica was being so naughty. I debuted my camera's
new custom paintjob, so my camera really is
the one that says "Bad Motherfucker"
on it. Ha ha! I am such a prick. We killed two
pitchers and two grilled cheese and then bizzounced
downtown for Moogie and Kimmie's 2nd going away
party on the third floor of TIki's. It was too
much fun. We parked over by the BOB and hauled
as to Tikis's, quickly making a pitstop at Taps
before my walnut sized burst from all the Miller
Lite at Hooters. Moogie was in RARE form that
night, that is actually the only time I have
ever hung out with her all night and we are
probably pretty lucky for that, we were so bad,
if were to have hung out like that all year
we would probably have been banned from every
club in the city. Ha ha! We rasied a lot of
hell at Tiki's and then split over to Taps,
fortunately Ian was there to take pics of all
the craziness, I was so busy being wild for
the night that I didn't take that many pics,
I also think I was a little more crazy because
I knew that Ian would handle the pics. We did
a shot and then split for the crush around 1:05am.
We got really silly at the club, saw Rachel,
but she didn't see me. She called me later to
bitch. I took her picture so I can prove I was
there. Now what! Ha ha. On our way out of the
club we acting silly and taking pics and all
of a sudden Moogie lays down on the sidewalk,
that was one of the most bizzare things I have
ever seen, although, I do weird sh*t too when
I am wizzasted, I am just not use to seeing
anyone else act like a retard. We had too much
fun and went our seperate ways. Never to see
my Moogie again, because she is now in Florida
with Kimmie.On our way to Ian's rizzide, we
saw Noodles and Jessica at their car getting
all crazy with a couple of doods from the club,
we decided that it would probably be in our
best interest to join them in some scandalous
behaviour so we did. The pics are self explanatory.
Ciao!
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SATURDAYS @ CRUSH (Club Crawl 2 of 2)
Grand
Rapids, MI - Saturday, October 2nd 2004
- 99 Pics
We headed over to the Crush around 12:30a with
Noodles and Jessica in tow, but they were packed
so I couldn't get my babies in. Dammit! They
headed back to the grill and we headed inside.
The place was f'n packed. It was very cool.
All of the guys were looking at me like I was
a some s*rt of f*cking moron, but the girls
loved it. F*ck what the guys think. Ha ha. I
met some photographer guy, Gordon Alexander,
he had some prints with him, he is pretty good.
I talked to Angie and I told her that I was
going to put our conversation at Corey's bash
on my site but that I wasn't going to reveal
her name. But she said that it was cool if I
said who it was, so I am going to say who it
is when I write that sh*t. I met Cassandra Lares,
Nora's cousin. We talked about Nora for a while
and it was sad. But we then took some fun pics
to get back to happy mode. Cassandra is absolutely
gorgeous. She thinks I am the biggest player.
But I am not. I just make it look like I am.
We talked for a long time, so long the bar closed.
So I had to run around and find my friends for
the AP in the Towers. I located the boys and
we headed over, Noodles and Jessica were suppose
to meet us outside, but they weren't there.
Probably because it was cold as hell outside
and I wasn't out there right away. Linda has
a beautiful place, it is on like the 30th floor.
It was totally awesome being up that high and
looking out over the city. Linda had a huge
bowl of glowing party ice. She told me that
last time I was there I took like 10 of them.
She said she was mad at me. But she forgave
me. It is not easy staying mad at Twoey. Linda
saved the day with a pizza delivery. We hung
around until around 4am and then went home.
It was a very cool party. Very good company.
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