LADIES NIGHT
@ THE MAXUM NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Wednesday, June 30th 2004 - 128 Pics
(<---How many licks DOES it take?) The Maxum was big fun as usual, I had my swerve on also as usual. Me and Joshua bolted for Denny's after club which was also big fun but not as usual, because I rarely ever talk about Denny's mostly because I rarely ever go there.
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2ND FLOOR WEDNESDAYS
@ TAPS SPORTS BAR & NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Wednesday, June 30th 2004 - 53 Pics
(<---KRUNK JUICE!) Ahhhh yeah baby. After dozens of hours invested in Music Revue Mag from Sunday to Wednesday it was time to cut loose! My assistant dropped me off at Taps for some Krunk Juice with Ian Belanger before heading out to the Maxum. Whooo!
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NOCTURNAL
@ THE INTERSECTION NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 26th 2004 - 20 Pics
By this time I was wizzasted and at around 1:30am I jetted to the section to see what the haps was. Well... ummm... anyway, I saw some friends, took some pics and then stood around outside talking to Danielle while waiting for Ian to pick me up. The ride home was pure insanity. On the way we made a run for the border and got right on the sustenance tip.
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HAWAIIAN TROPICS BIKINI CONTEST, pt 2
@ MARGARITA GRILL
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 26th 2004 - 373 Pics
(<---Nice penis antlers!) After a few adult bevi's it was time to head over to the "GRILL" for some brew's and bikini's! When we got there the place was filled up nicely. I then proceeded to order Corona's with lime by the deuce which kept me pleasantly pleased. I went friggin' crazy with the photos this night, sweeeeeet.
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2ND FLOOR SATURDAYS
@ TAPS SPORTS BAR & NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 26th 2004 - 40 Pics
(<---Oh my fuggin' god!) Ian Belanger picked me up and forced me to go to Tini-Bikini's for some Bud Lights, while Don P. swigged Bud Heavy's. Ian didn't force me to drink Bud Light's, he just forced me to go to Tini-Bikini's (Yeah fuggin' right!) Haha... anyway, after a couple barley soda's we headed over to Taps for some good clean american beer swiggin' fun!
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PLAYBOY "GIRLS OF GOLF" MODEL SEARCH
@ TIKI BOB'S CANTINA
Grand Rapids, MI - Thursday, June 24th 2004 - 230 Pics
(<---Oh my fuggin' god!) Ummm... fuggin' unbelievable fellas. Some of the hottest ladies in West Michigan came out to Round 2 of the Playboy "Girls of Golf" Model Search at Tiki Bob's and I was there to make sure you didn't miss one ounce of the hotness! Remember, I go out so you don't have to! Ha ha! Big thanks to Kimmie, Chris O, Jason, Tony, Kat & Chris for the hospitality!
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LADIES NIGHT
@ THE MAXUM NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Wednesday, June 23rd 2004 - 154 Pics
(<---Is that an invitation? Ayyyyyyy! I'm on fire tonite! Whoooo!) How many times do I have to say it, Ladies Night at the Maxum with DJ Corey "The Hitman" Hart is absolutely banannas! I always have a blast, and I almost always get wizzasted off the Krunk Juice! (If there are any kiddies reading this, please disregard my statments about the glorification of binge drinking. A.k.a. Getting Wizzasted!!!) But... this time I took it easy and only got tipsy, which means I was staggering around, but I could still remember everything that happened!
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FLIRT
@ THE STACK NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Monday, June 21th 2004 - 108 Pics
(<---My future ex-wives.) Monday night was absolutely insane! The Stack was packed! The pictures speak for themselves. I had a lot of fun and got wizzasted. After the club we headed back to the "Hart Manor" so I could whip DJ Corey Harts ass at Pente "The classic game of skill" and for cheesecake with DJ Steve and Beansie the cat. PS... anyone that wants to get their ass busted at pente.net the online version of Pente. Bring it on bee-yatch!
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COLLEGE NIGHT
@ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Sunday, June 20th 2004 - 67 Pics
(<---Thumbs up for Two Eagles Marcus!) So I really didn't want to go out Sunday and then DJ Corey Hart shames me in to going out by questioning my dedication to my photography, so out of protest I didn't show up until 12:30am. I really wasn't in the mood for taking pictures but I did pop off a few. This night did turn out to be incredibly hectic. Toward the end of the night you will see Corey's Audi wagon with a liquid substance dripping down the side of it. That's piss. A couple of douche bags decided to take a leak on Corey's "G-Ride", which is now more like a "Pee-Ride" so we had them arrested. Don't f*ck with the Good Times Guys stupid!
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HAWAIIAN TROPICS BIKINI CONTEST
@ MARGARITA GRILL
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 19th 2004 - 223 Pics
(<---Nice shirt!) Okay, do I really need to explain what was going on at the Grill? Big thanks to Kimmie for the invite!
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GARDELLA'S / CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 19th 2004 - 7 Pics
(<---Red headed sluts rok my wurld!) So DJ Tizzech picks me up from the office and we cruise down division on our way to Gardella's for a little pre-club KRUNK JUICE and en route DJ Corey "The Hitman" Hart cruise past us middle finger in the air. So us being the Fast N Furious chalado's that we are, we scream past his Audi Wagon in the GA while grabbin' our respective sacs and screaming a variety of obscenities. Keep in mind this is all in good times guys fun. Now as we are rollin' up North "D" some chode-a-lator in an S-10 nearly creams me and Tech. At this point it I suggested that it was time to double-time it to Gardello's so we could get the party started. I had a cocktail and a shot and then cruised over to The BOB while leaving Tech to his own devices. Meeting up with Corey at the Crush proved to be a refreshing detour on the way to my final party destination. The Margarita Grill.
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COLLEGE NIGHT
@ CRUSH in The BOB
Grand Rapids, MI - Sunday, June 13th 2004 - 204 Pics
(<---Me getting wizzasted off some krunk juice!) So uhhh.... this night seems so freakin' long ago that I can't remember anything cool that happened, well DJ Corey Hart banned this drunk beeyatch from the booth and that was pretty cool. In addition to that, I am tired as f*ck right now. So this is as good as its gonna get!
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NOCTURNAL
@ THE INTERSECTION NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 63 Pics
(<---Katetradee pointing out her rockstar status.) After achieving a very healthy buzzaroni at Taps we hit the bricks with our 2 person exodus to The Intersection. The Section was a very fun time, although by this time I hardly knew who I was or where I was anymore! Ha ha... oh boy. (Oh yeah, at the end of this post there are 2 pics that I took at Crush and since there were only 2 I just added them to the end of this one. Easy!)
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2ND FLOOR SATURDAYS
@ TAPS SPORTS BAR & NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 80 Pics
(<--- Nice t-shirt!) Whooooo! Saturday's at Taps are always a a good time! We got there early at setup shop in the corner with my good friend Morgan, Captain Morgan that is! It didn't take long before we set sail for a long night of drinking and pillaging! Big Shouts to Ian Belanger and Dustin for the hospitality!
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FOAM PARTY FRIDAYS
@ THE MAXUM NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Friday, June 11th 2004 - 14 Pics
(<--- Nice piercing.) I have come to the conclusion that the amount of pictures that I take when I am at the club is directly related to the amount of adult bevi's I have consumed that night and since I only took 14 pics on Friday night that would mean I did not have too much too drink. Wow! Isn't science amazing!
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ON THE ROAD: SOUND BAR
Chicago, IL - Thursday, June 10th 2004 - 61 Pics
(<--- Hottie bartender.) We arrived at SoundBar rather late, but we made the best of it. It had all of these cool different colored rooms. The first room, which was like a loungy atmospheric music room was covered in a red velvety material with these big half orbs protruding out of the walls. Really cool. From there we went to this blue room which was the techno music room, I did my Two Eagles Dance and then we headed downstairs to the yellow-green hiphop room. This room was the most packed. Dj Corey Hart sweet talked the hottie bartender into making us REAL drinks and I finally achieved a healthy buzz. The next thing I know, I got my tipsy on and boom the club is done, time to go! F*ck! So we staggered out of the bar and to the nearest cab so we could rescue DJ Steve from the perils of late night 24-Hour Diners! So after we pick him up, he tells us that the diner was a pit and he bolted to some nightclub. Come to find out, DJ Steve has major pull in Chicago and when the club found out who he was they let him slide in VIP style where he hob knobbed with the owner of the club and his celebrity buddies while consuming mass amounts of coca-cola on the rocks! What a trip!
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ON THE ROAD: BAR NIGHTCLUB
Chicago, IL - Thursday, June 10th 2004 - 29 Pics
(<--- Angry little person.) So we rendezvoused with Leon at the Bar Nightclub for a little Road Rules Reality Pub Crawl action which was a very good time. The club was packed tighter than a pair of Steven Tylers spandex leotards. We had lots of drinks, but at this point I still wasn't tipsy, although when I almost heaved trying to slam DJ Corey Hart's favorite drink "Crown on the Rox" we knew it was time to go to the Sound Bar.
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ON THE ROAD: "W" Lakeshore
Chicago, IL - Thursday, June 10th 2004 - 48 Pics
(<--- DJ Steve hangin' wit the fishes.) So DJ Corey Hart is like, "Dood, my pal Leon is the shit and he is the producer of some Road Rules Rash DVD or some sh*t and he'll be in Chi-town tonite, let's go!" So we piled in the Audi Wagon with DJ Steve in tow and hit the road. When we got to Chicago our first stop was TGIFridays for some grub and then caught a cab to "W" Lakeshore this really cool swanky lounge which is in a hotel, I don't know if the lounge is called "W" or if the hotel is called "W" but it doesn't really matter, the place was fuggin' cool. After a cocktail or ten we decided it was time to head over to Bar Nightclub, but wait, what to do with 17 year old DJ Steve child prodigy? Put him in a cab and send him by himself to some grease pit 24-hour diner in Chicago while we go party. That's what you do!
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LADIES NIGHT
@ THE MAXUM NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Wednesday, June 9th 2004 - 224 Pics
(<--- Me trying to autograph Dj Corey Hart's head.) Wow! We walked into the Maxum and the first thing that happens is Corey orders us a round of humongous mini-pitcher cocktails! Can somebody please stop the madness! As usual it wasn't long before the insanity ensued and I tried to autograph Corey's head. I don't remember much after 1am, but I do remember that some chode took a drink out of one of my mini-pitcher drinks and they charged him $31.50 for that bee-yotch!
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FLIRT
@ THE STACK NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Monday, June 7th 2004 - 185 Pics
(<--- Laken and Christy... need I say more?) So yeah the Corey and Two Eagles show rolled up into the stack and did our damn thing as usual and it is was all good. Lots of friends in the house as well as pretty babies. The craziest part of this night is the very last pic, it is of two girls seconds before they got pulled over officer po-po in the Stack parking lot. Thanks for taking one for the team ladies.
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SUNDAY'S
@ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Sunday, June 6th 2004 - 87 Pics
(<--- Super dime Jen. Whoa!) This afternoon myself, DJ Corey Hart and ".244" were all up in the Nextel Skybooth at Farmer's Golf Classic swilling complimentary barley sodas and pulled pork bar-b-que sandwiches while watching Jim Thorpe very non-chalantly take the $240,000 prize. Very special thanks to Thom for that. Moving along... we got to the Crush pretty close to 9pm and kept the cocktails flowing pretty consistantly all night. So that would mean at this point DJ Corey Hart and myself are on our 6th consecutive day of getting absolutely beligerently smashed, but who cares... we're rockstars bee-yotch!
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NOCTURNAL
@ THE INTERSECTION NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 5th 2004 - 93 Pics
(<--- Her legs go all the way up!) Okay, so even though Frederick is one of my oldest and closest friends I am a self-centered prick so when he wasn't lookin' I snuck out of the BOB and scurried over to the Intersection to see what the Mardi Gras party was all about. I had a good time and even traded some beads for some pictures of... well, let's just say I can't post those on my site!
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SATURDAY'S
@ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Saturday, June 5th 2004 - 17 Pics
(<--- Frederick gettin' vicious with his birthday cake.) Frederick's birthday was on Saturday June 5th, so we hit up the Monkey Bar (in the BOB) for some good food and good times. Afterwards we moved the party upstairs to the Crush which of course was being held down by the one and only DJ Corey Hart! Happy Birthday Frederick!!!
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FRIDAY'S
@ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Friday, June 4th 2004 - 36 Pics
Everything is like a blur to me DJ Corey Hart was spinnin' at the Crush on Friday which he never does, so I went to see what Friday's were all about. I saw some "old school" friends and had a great time.
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BLISS
@ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Thursday, June 3rd 2004 - 104 Pics
(<--- Melissa gettin' her grub on.) Okay, so today is the Monday the 14th and last night (Sunday) made an official 13 nights of binge drinking and straight up nightclub mayhem. So I have finally got around to gettin' some more pics on the site for your viewing pleasure. Anyway, here is Thursday, June 3rd at Bliss... enjoy!!!
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LADIES NIGHT
@ THE MAXUM NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 - 231 Pics
(<--- The incomparable DJ Steve in utter horror as he is fondled by unidentified hottie.) Whoa! The second night of partyin' in June. I can hardly believe that I survived May, if it weren't for my website, I wouldn't even remember May 2004. Good thing I have a website. I don't really need to explain to you how much of a frenzy Wednesday nights at the Maxum are. DJ Corey Hart, Two Eagles Marcus, mass amounts of adult bevi's... Are you fuggin' kiddin' me!
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TUESDAY'S
@ BILLY'S LOUNGE & NIGHTCLUB
Grand Rapids, MI - Wednesday, June 1st 2004 - 9 Pics
(<--- .244 and her boy STU!.) So DJ Corey Hart has this new gig on Tuesdays over at Billy's which is lots of fun! He spins a very eclectic retro set with a splash of modern avant garde electro clash. I took so few pics of us that it isn't even worth your time to look at this night.
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